Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Interview with Glen Binger
















Glen Binger lives here,
he has written a whole bunch of things which are linked to there
he also 'owns' 50 to 1, which is paused,
here is something to read



(note, the image links to a mixtape of songs that are pretty much the first few questions.)


who could win a rabbit?

Someone who likes rabbits enough to win one. Unless its the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, then I want to win it to protect me from murderers and rapists. He can be my body guard.

what will you do and who will you turn to?
I will become famous and I will turn to my future wife and kiss her on the lips because she will be really pretty.

what can i manage?
A lot of things, I guess? I don't know you personally, so from what I've read you can manage writing and doing interviews. They are both good.

What are you trying to say?
"I dedicate this to all the pretty girls, all the pretty girls in the world, and all the ugly ones too. Cause to me you pretty anyways baby."

where is the line?
Somewhere between here and there.

would you rather shoot a woman or a man?
I don't want to shoot either of them, that would make me sad.

how is your novella?
It is coming along. I'm about half-way done writing it and soon I will enter the brutal editing process. I hope a publisher wants to publish it because they think it is awesome. That would be my ideal outcome.

how is your posture?
Excellent.

tell me something interesting that happened five days ago
Hmm... Well, I just got back from my last spring break ever. I was in Vermont snowboarding for a week. Then I came back only to find my computer had died. Currently I am on my friend, Jill's, computer. Oh, and I also discovered the ability to travel through time.

what is the furthest you have ever walked?
Consecutively? Probably ten miles from a friends house, in the town over, back to my house one night when I was in high school. My bike broke and I couldn't get a ride from anyone. I wasn't alone though, I was with my best friend Mark so it wasn't that bad. We talked about pretty girls.

what word/words do you think you should use more often?
Revolution. It's my favorite word.

how often (/do you) stop and think "this is life, it is happening right now" ?
Every second of every day. To be honest, it's what helps me write most of the time.

What is your relationship with coffee?
I want to use the word intimate. Is that creepy?

where in the world would you rather have been born?
No where. The Jersey Shore is where I belong. But I do love to travel to lots of places.

what will happen when you are dead?
I will be buried under the surface of the rock we float through space on. Oh, and I will be famous.

what do you think about this image ?
It is kind of creepy. Are those someone's toes? The bed looks comfortable but I wouldn't want to share it with whoever is in it. Unless its a really pretty girl; but from the looks of those toes, it isn't going to be a pretty girl.

6 comments:

DJ Berndt said...

Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
That burns your change to keep you insane
Fame

Glen Binger said...

Since I discovered time travel, my future wife's name is going to be Natalie. I'm not really sure if I like her right now, but maybe she did something that hooked me. I don't know.

Sabletooth tiger said...

The idea of a 'future wife' really weirds me out. When will she exist?

adam coates said...

future wife could divorce you before you even got married

you would go into the relationship knowing exactly how it is going to end
but you would go into the relationship willingly

adam coates said...

alternatively, "future wife" is a wife from the distant future, and she has all sorts of super powers and gadgets and stuff.
and she has knowledge of the future
and .... you get the idea

somethingsomethingelse said...

what if "future wife" is from the near future and she shows up in your favorite coffee shop with tears running down her face and says "don't trust them, you'll know what i mean"

or what if she is a robot brand sex toy - EZ bake oven combo

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